- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Face...the other white meat!

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Wenis Penis

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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