- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

A train poops its pants.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Poker? I barely even know her.

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