a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Tim and Eric

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Dumb

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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