How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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snooki

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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