Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Justin Bieber's mother.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Poop!!

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

what's red and horny a red unicorn

British Dentistry

Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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