- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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