Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Refrigerator

It says so on your cap.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

darude- sandstorm

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Poop.

British Dentistry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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