Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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William wright is Gay

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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