Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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MySpace.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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poop

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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