- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

A russian gives away vodka.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Michel Moor on a die...

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

think twice or at least think

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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