"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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V I T A M I N C !

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Fox News

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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So does Blake

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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