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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Okay, after this one then...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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