Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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people magazine

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Anti Joke

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