If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Alchohol.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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