- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Cameron is a r e t a r d

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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