When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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