A mans opinion.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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