- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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