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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.