- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Your Mother

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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