- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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