shammmm is a lesbian.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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which one is easiest

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What? Yes.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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