- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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