What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Cripples are lame.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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KONY 2012

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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