why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

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