- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Nickleback.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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