Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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punchline below punchline above

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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