one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

anal seepage

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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