- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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