what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Muslim athletes.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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