What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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