Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -5

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You know what's catchy? A cold

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -5

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

pudding

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Wanna see some more?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

hi anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops