Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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A fish swims up your penis...

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Justin Bieber

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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There's my tractor.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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