- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What's a good joke? Not this one.

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