- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

The dewey decimal system

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Im black

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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