there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Compton

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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