- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

dead dibbs

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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