- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

The MLS

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Wanker

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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