What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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what's white and sticky semen

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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