A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Do you love me? No.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Anti Joke

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