- Anti Joke

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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The Anti Joke Book

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.