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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Cancer.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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