- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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