Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What's funnier than 24? 25

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Kys

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

The Pittsburgh Pirates

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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