- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

This statement is false.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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