you lose.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

A blind man walks into a wall.

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National security?

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

who ever is reading this....

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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