1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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* anti-punchline

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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