- Anti Joke

One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.