What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

My Boyfriend

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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