- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

what did the old lady die of old age...

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

30cm = 0,3meters

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

a black guy walks into a black bar

How many fingers do most people have? 10

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Black...

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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