A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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That's what she didn't say

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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