A blind man watches TV

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Dont read this joke

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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