A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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42, that is all

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Today is March 22.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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