Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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