- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Winter

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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