- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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