- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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