- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FUCK THE JEWS

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

My friend harris is fat.

Mullets

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Catholicism.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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