- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

sure!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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